Twist it Game

granted, It's yellow, it's rubber, it's your very own -virtual- duckie!
-batteries not included-

I wish my parents would divorce.

Granted, They both are remarried to hobo's

no wish?

I wish my dog was healthy

Granted, but where is your dog?
I wish for me

Sorry, about the no wish business

Granted but me is a giant piece of dirt
I wish for salad

Granted, but it's covered in dirt
I wish for a pen

granted, ink not included

I wish for more time in the day

Granted, but the sun is way more hot.
Wish for 1000 bucks

granted, but they stampede you (You meant deer right? XP)

I wish for a maltese tiger

Granted, but it's a stuffed animal
I wish for a new dachshund pupie

Granted, but you got a pit bull as well.
I wish for a whale (your avatar made me think that )

Granted but its dead
I wish for a manatee

Granted, but its invisible
I wish for a car

Granted but it's all small and rusty.
I wish I could sing better.

Granted, the next day you lost your voice.
I wish for Dovewing to be normal again (hahaha you are going to be twisted)

Granted but she turns into the normal version of spongebob instead
I wish to have a piece of pizza

Granted, where is the topping?
I wish to be all Magical

Granted, but you only get one millisecond to be magical.

I wish for a pony who doesn't go to the bathroom.

Granted, but you become so addicted to staying up that you fail school and you eventually die because of heart problems.

I wish my art was better.

Granted, but so many of them come on to talk to you that your computer freezes, then explodes. (everything has to explode)

I wish I didn't have over 300 sprites to do.

(I pretty already have that) Granted, but you can't stop eating them, so your stomach explodes.

I wish I could draw more quickly. (All of my wishes have something to do with drawing. How sad.)

Granted, but since you were drawing so fast you weren't taking any notice to your quality so all of your drawings were all impossible to make out.

I wish I had some pie to eat right now.